Favorite Oxymorons 2007

I was reading the latest Trader Joe’s ad and came across a list of oxymorons I just had to share.

  • Deafening Silence
  • Plastic Glass
  • Airline Schedules
  • Adult Children
  • Jumbo Shrimp (which by the way is $7.99 a pound at Trader Joe’s – LOL)
  • Virtual Reality
  • Boneless Ribs
  • Dry Humor
  • Light Heavyweight
  • Questionable Answer

Oxymorons are fun. Can you think of any?

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One Response to “Favorite Oxymorons 2007”

  1. haley Says:
    September 8, 2007 at 8:39 pm

    why is abbreviation such a long word?

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